January 2018 - Daniel Stout

Protest values

Protest values: Respect, Equality, Tolerance, America. The woman pictured is broadcasting live via her smartphone.

If you search for my address in Google, it comes up as the location of Open Arms Midwifery. Small children seem to like me, and I’m a good uncle. Do you want me delivering your baby though? Probably not. But what if someone asked? What would I say? I think I’d start with, “Heck sure, …

I’m the most virile man in the neighborhood

I'm the hardiest, most virile man in the neighborhood.

Here’s a picture of the front half of my driveway. This is my second winter on Nobel Lane. Without fail, when I go outside to shovel, the other men on the street see me out there and know it’s safe to go outside. I’ve always been a trendsetter that way. They come out with their …